“You sound like a bloody woman”
except brienne would never say that
brienne has nothing but the greatest respect for women
brienne who actually compared dying in childbirth to dying in battle and lamented that no one sings of those women
CAN WE JUST NOT, WRITERS
There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite!
Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because…
Look guys I made you a thing
JAMI, YOU’RE GOLDEN.
my favorite Teen Wolf quote
Why is it when I take off my glasses peasants ask me,
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
FINALLY! SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!
Only tumblr can give me feels about math…
I feel like this could accurately describe some ships I’ve shipped.
Fucking math feels
And whats even worse is regular ol’ intersecting lines
They meet once and grow farther apart forever.
That awkward moment when you start shipping lines.
I think it’s time that I step away from the computer…
Argh what is my brain